i will never return to TBCC.

if for no other reason ...
than last nights events.

so, intro:::

here's me, innocently roaming the store,
when who approaches but my kindly old professor.
my kindly old professor, who proceeds to
hit on me with the full force of a group
of sex-deprived frat boys.
it was definitely squirm worthy.

some quotable quotes, yes?

"You're like a ray of sunshine, walking down the aisle,"
"Your energy is so clean and pure..."
"It's refreshing being here, talking to you."
"you're a breath of fresh air."
"Being in your presense makes me feel like i'm in a holy place."

...not to mention countless times of him telling me how good i look now,
and thanking me, twice, for being there, talking to him.

don't get me wrong, it was nice.
flattering.

he gave me his number.
yyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhh.

i'm out of here. by fall term at latest!